Archive for February, 2009

A source tells People magazine the Rihanna and Chris Brown have gotten back together.

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.

Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”

In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. “He called to wish her happy birthday,” a source told the magazine. “They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.”

He must really be packing a huge lumberstick for a girl to take a beating and keep coming back for more.  Goes to show that money and fame definitely doesn’t cure stupidity.  My sympathy for Rihanna just went out the window.  They’re both douches.

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The difficult & strenuous art of the left turn makes its way back to Las Vegas this weekend for the Shelby 427 race at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway.  The city is also bracing for an influx of visitors with southern accents, wifebeaters, and the ever present missing teeth look.  Also making an appearance will be wives whose main article of clothing is a Mickey Mouse t-shirt with BBQ sauce stains on it and children who wear neither shirts nor shoes.    I still think they should drive in the opposite direction for once.  Maybe we could set the Guinness world record for the greatest number of confused rednecks at once.

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