NASCAR Circles Las Vegas

The difficult & strenuous art of the left turn makes its way back to Las Vegas this weekend for the Shelby 427 race at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The city is also bracing for an influx of visitors with southern accents, wifebeaters, and the ever present missing teeth look. Also making an appearance will be wives whose main article of clothing is a Mickey Mouse t-shirt with BBQ sauce stains on it and children who wear neither shirts nor shoes. I still think they should drive in the opposite direction for once. Maybe we could set the Guinness world record for the greatest number of confused rednecks at once.
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