Lisa Rinna Can't Quite Cover Teeth With Lips

As if those shitty red carpet interviews she does with Joey FatOne from N’Sync aren’t bad enough, Lisa Rinna has now taken to the streets of Hollywood in an effort to arouse the public’s interest seeing her cast in the new version of the Melrose Place series.  Unfortunately for her the only thing she is capable of arousing at this point is my desire to find a cure for the newest celebrity disease called”Puffylips”.  This disease causes sudden suction to windows and makes it almost impossible to drink water without having it dribble down your chin.  The pain and embarrassment of those who suffer must be stopped!