Madonna and Slash - Her Transformation is Complete

After apparently being in some sort of Kabbalah trance for a few months, Jesus Luz (the boyfriend) was finally able to free his genitals from Madonna’s veiny, arthritic hands and set out to find some younger, hotter poon in his native Brazil…

…he was caught being fruitier than an obscenely-shaped mango with lingerie model Luciana Costa at a party in his home city of Rio.

Perkily-breasted Luciana is 19 years younger than Her Madgesty…

Source: Daily Star

Wow!  Who could have seen this coming.  The fact that a 22 year old man model wanted to bang someone who was actually a bit feminine and doesn’t look eerily like Slash from Guns n Roses.  What’s next, are guys going to start watching football on Sunday and buying Playboy to look at the pictures instead of to just read the articles?