David Letterman & His New Wife Regina Lasko

This can only be considered a slap in the face to all of those young, aspiring actors who have shamefully deposited their dignity on various casting couches throughout Hollywood for just the smallest chance at fame…

David Letterman and his longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko, have gotten hitched, Usmagazine.com reported just before Letterman announced the news during the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show.

“Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years…’” he continued.

Source: US Magazine

And why is this bad, you ask?  It’s bad because he has blatenly disregarded his fame and has intentionally ignored it’s power to attract the sort of women who would make Angelina Jolie look like a common street peddler.  All I figure out is that something drastically horrendous must have happened in 1987 that left the new Mrs. Letterman in this constant fug state.  Love may be blind, but when you have the sort of F-you money that Letterman does you could at least hire someone to do a little screening for you.