Dirty Penn & Lovely Portman

In what can only be described as a vomit inducing, it is being reported that Sean Penn and Natalie Portman were playing grab-ass and tonguing each others tonsils following dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar on March 17…

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”

“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains – and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

Source: Star

There are no words for the intense sadness I feel at this moment.  It’s as if my fantasy girls are being tainted one by one and I am powerless to stop it.  At this point I have no other option than to make a plea to my fellow man…..i beg of you, please keep your hands off of Janet Reno.  She is my last chance at happiness.

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