Vince Shlomi & Beavis

Vince Shlomi, the Beavis-looking pitchman from the ShamWow! commercials, apparently doesn’t know proper hooker etiquette…

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.

Source: The Smoking Gun

This really is a shock to me!  Who would have thought that the super manly and charming ShamWow! guy would have to resort to strolling for hookers.  I assumed all of the soccer moms were lining up at his door to exchange sexual favors for a basic chamois you could buy for $3 at the grocery store.  Boy, women are getting really stingy with their vaginas these days.  Must be the economy.