Megan Fox Puckers Up

Megan Fox attended the 2009 Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards on Saturday wearing a shirt that reminds me of those pictures you stare at in the mall while trying to make out the hidden object.  I’ve been glued to my monitor for the better part of an hour now, and all I can see is my bedroom and what looks like a bottle of wine.  All I need to do now is stare just a little bit longer to make out the phone number she most certainly slipped in there somewhere.  What can I say, no one ever called me a quitter.