Tea Leoni and David Duchovny

Some things really do have weird explanations…

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s marriage is back on – and the couple has sealed their love with matching wedding ring tattoos.

Duchovny explains to Star magazine, “I hate wearing the metal because I bang it everywhere and hurt myself. We made a compromise and I said, ‘If I get a tattoo, can I take the ring off?’ She liked it and went out and got one for herself”.

Source:  Female First

This totally explains the whole sex addiction and supposed cheating thing he had going on.  If you had to walk around all day with the constant fear of your wedding ring causing you physical harm wouldn’t you need something to take your mind off of it?  And what takes a man’s mind off of just about everything?  That’s right, new pussy!   It’s completely logical if you think about it.  I guess the whole tattoo thing will work just as well, but for some reason it doesn’t sound as exciting to me.  I must enjoy that feeling that my ring will attack me at any point.  Oh yeah, and the new pussy probably has something to do with it, too.