Brad Pitt Flying Solo

Jennifer Aniston just died of laughter…

After having a heated argument with Angelina Jolie shortly before Easter, Brad flew thousands of miles away to Marseilles – alone.

“What could he be doing in France that’s so important that he couldn’t be with his kids?” airport employee Marie LeGrand, who spotted Brad on April 9, tells In Touch.

Brad is becoming more disconnected from Angie every day. She’s been busy filming Salt in New York, but in the rare moments she is home, “She scream nonstop at him,” a pal reveals.

Source:  Celebitchy

Brad Pitt going on a trip without Angelina is like a guy who sneaks into the basement to cry and reminisce about happier times when he didn’t get yelled at for little things like leaving the toilet seat up and staring at that college girl’s ass in the mall.  It’s like taking a mental health day from your family life.  The only difference is that Brad’s ‘basement’ would be filled with a lot less empty potato chip bags and a lot more hot chicks than yours.