Kate Hudson Turns 30; Her Vagina Feels Not A Day Over 45

Kate Hudson Presenting A Man's Second Option
Kate Hudson celebrated her birthday by hosting a party on Friday night…
A source said: “Kate was elated, dancing all night, having the time of her life – and she looked amazing in a very sexy little dress and Christian Louboutin heels. She gave a very touching speech and spoke about how important her family is to her.”
Source: You Didn’t Hear It From Me
Family may be important to her, but I’m guessing not cheating on all of her boyfriends isn’t that high up there on the list. With the amount of weiner that has passed between those 30 year old legs I’m surprised she was able to still dance at all. It’s cool, though, I’m sure someone will help her to her room afterwards. Chris, Owen, Barron, that cute caterer, maybe the valet…anyone? Oh, my fault Lance, I actually think it’s your turn again.