Michelle Rodriguez bisexual. No kidding.

Michelle Rodriguez sure keeps the party interesting…

The “Fast and Furious” star started flipping out at a stripper who gyrated in front of the kneeling bride-to-be, Rodriguez yelled, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me,” before leaving in a tizzy. Of course this followed a tantrum she threw over the size of the stripper. Michelle called him fat and whined that he had a tiny…ahem…package.

The night before, she had a hell of a time shoving some fully clothed wedding guests into the pool near the dining area. On the wedding day as soon the church ceremony wrapped up, she changed out of her bridesmaid dress and showed up to the reception in jeans and a tank top and danced until the wee hours of the morning with both men and women.

Source:  Allie Is Wired

I always thought seeing vagina would bring out the bisexual in her.  It’s funny how people can be just so different in how they react to things.  If I saw a woman with tiny boobs my first thought would be to find a girl with bigger ones, not to go suck on a weiner.  In fact, even seeing someone else’s penis actually makes me vomit in my mouth a little.  You can taunt me all you want, but to spend my life searching for ginormous boobs is the journey Jesus has chosen for me.  Now leave me alone and go be jealous of my calling.