Britney Spears Possibly Pregnant Again

I must have missed sex-ed, yall…

This morning on his radio show, Ryan Seacrest announced that he heard from a “reliable source” that Brit is pregnant again.

There have been rumors about her relationship with a backup dancer as well as the random story about the real estate agent that her people denied. Plus, earlier this week the news broke that Britney might be ending her tour early.

Source:  Anything Hollywood

Well that sure didn’t take long.  Good job, Daddy Spears.  So much for getting your daughter’s life and career back in order.  Having a fat Britney Spears with raging hormones won’t be good for anybody.  Well, I guess I shouldn’t say anybody.  I’m sure there’s a salon somewhere in Hollywood featuring buzz cuts that will have a new client in about 3 months.  Crazy is good for the economy and our entertainment, people.

UPDATE: Apparently this turned-out to be untrue.  It’s a shame.  The world sure could have used another screwed-up kid.  Thanks for being selfish with your vagina, Britney.