Archive for April, 2009

Cheryl Cole

Brad Pitt Blocks Bodyguard Book – Female First

Keira Knightley claims she loves pasta, cheese & French fries – Celebitchy

Megan Fox is One Hot Prostitute – Celebrity Milkshake

Pink and Carey Hart Never Legally Divorced, Are Definitely Back Together – Evil Beet Gossip

Cheryl Cole Is FHM’s Sexiest Woman In The World – Popoholic

DMX aka Earl Simmons

I can’t wait until the show where his family visits him…

DMX is slated to enter VH-1′s Celebrity Rehab.  DMX will be one of the drug-addled celebs counseled by Dr. Drew for the upcoming third season which will start taping soon.  While reps won’t confirm DMX’s demons (we’ll just have to wait and see) the 38-year-old will be getting paid generously…

Source:  Anything Hollywood

When a hardcoere gangster rapper puts himself in a position where he could possible end up crying on television you know he really has a problem.  And although they won’t confirm his demons, I will let you know that it definitely has something to do with being a broke-ass.  Bling costs money, people.  Why else would lower himself to taking Dr. Drew’s tainted white man’s money?

Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears babydaddy, Casey Aldridge, can’t control his vehicle after the excitement of fishing with his buddies…

Casey Aldridge, 19, was driving his Ford F-150 truck around 1:30 a.m. when the accident occurred. He and two male friends were returning home from a fishing trip.

Sources tell People that Casey has a cracked skull but “it’s not as bad as we first thought.” One pal suffered a broken collar bone.

Source:  E! Online

A cracked skull isn’t as bad as they thought.  Wow, those redneck hicks must be really tough.  Plus, we already know they’re not that stupid, too.  At least they’re smart enough to knock-up the only two ‘meal tickets’ in Kentwood Louisiana.  You just know somewhere in America Tom Arnold is smiling.

Jon Bon Jovi Wife Keeping Him In Line

Dita Von Teese Introduces New Designs for Wonderbra – Gone Hollywood

Salma Hayek Ties the Knot Again – US Magazine

Jon Bon Jovi Scared Of Wife – Female First

Beyoncé wants a baby – In Touch Weekley

Aidan Quinn Says Liam is “Doing Amazingly Well” – OK! Magazine

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren is for prostitutes-rights…

Dame Helen Mirren wants brothels to be legalised.

The British actress, who plays the owner of Nevada’s first lawful brothel in new movie ‘Love Ranch’, insists regulating sex establishments will help keep prostitutes safe.

She told British talk show host Jonathan Ross: “It does make sense to me because when it’s illegal the girls get so abused. One of the worst things in our society is trafficking, I think it’s appalling.”

Source:  Female First

Amen!  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought about the abuse they take when I’m driving over there to pay $300 to sleep with them and the traffic is just so terrible.  If they just let you drive in the carpool lane with a blow-up doll in the passenger’s seat it would solve everyone’s problem.  Then we would be able to work on stopping the real problem the prostitutes face…Star Wars t-shirt wearing nerds bothering them all day.

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn

Someone’s feeling a little cocky,

Jerry O’Connell thinks he knows Dancing with the Stars‘ littlest fans – his twins girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip with wife Rebecca Romijn!

“They watch what I watch,” the new dad told PEOPLE at the Cinema Society premiere of his film Obsessed in New York City. “I know this is probably bad, I’ll get in trouble for this, but I do put them in front of the television and they love it.”

Source:  People

Of course you’ll get in trouble for this.  Usually when gay men marry in order to have children of their own they try to hide it for a while after the birth.  It gives the family enough time to stabilize before he goes off with his new boyfriend he met at birthing class.  Poor form, Jerry, poor form indeed.

Heidi and Spencer top off their vomitous wedding with a kiss

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Got Married – Popbytes

R.I.P. Bea Arthur – Evil Beet Gossip

John Mayer’s New Girlfriend of the Moment – Hot Momma Gossip

Samantha Ronson Sneaks Out of Lindsay’s Place – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Alba Got Pulled Over By The Police! – Gabby Babble

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

The logic of dumb athletes never quite makes sense to me…

LOSE THE BOOZE OR LOSE ME!

That’s the ultimatum Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo gave girlfriend Jessica Simpson after the 28-year-old beauty went on a post-tour party spree.

In late March, the Texas-bred blonde wrapped up her tour opening for country music titans Rascal Flatts, and she’s been celebrating by cutting loose with a series of alcohol-fueled nights out, say sources.

“Tony is fed up,” the insider told The ENQUIRER. “She’s been pressuring him to marry her and have children, but he’s giving her a firm ‘no’ until she cleans up her act.”

With her career at a standstill, Jess has shifted her focus to convincing Tony that the time’s right to get married and start a family.

“But Tony won’t even consider moving forward with Jess until she cuts back on partying,” said the insider.

Source:  Celebitchy

For a guy who hasn’t really won anything in the NFL he sure is a pretty demanding fellow.  At least Jessica has been able to convince America that she isn’t as fat as she really is and that she thinks Chicken of the Sea is actually chicken.  Those are some pretty staggering accomplishments in my book.  Anyway, he should be glad she is drunk all of the time.  He will always get her to agree to any crazy seuxal fantasies he has and then she’ll just pass out afterwards.  Great sex and no talking when you’re finished, sounds like a good life to me.

Gavin Rossdale Bisexual?

There’s no doubt Gwen Stefani is having a bad day after hearing this…

British singer Marilyn aka Peter Robinson claims he had a long-standing secret love affair with Gavin Rossdale, who is now married to Gwen Stefani.

“He was the love of my life,” Marilyn tells In Touch.

Rumors of Gavin’s alleged sexuality had surfaced years ago when Boy George made allegation that Gavin and Marilyn had a love affair – in his 1995 book, Take It Like a Man.

Source:  Celebglitz

I’m sorry, but that’s just the wrong crowd to be hanging with if you want to deny ‘taking it like a man.’  I actually think that’s part of the initiation into their group.  I also hear you have to go to the pet store alone wearing tight cut-off jeans with a pink feather boa around your neck to buy the ‘special’ hamster.  Hey, at least they don’t beat you in like other gangs do.  Oh wait, I might want to re-phrase that.

Miley Cyrus and her horse mouth

Miley Cyrus Can’t Decide – The Blemish

Fatphobic – Webster Is My Bitch

David Letterman to Lauren Conrad: ‘I’d watch your sex tape’ – The Superficial

Amanda Bynes Got Her Chubby Back, Still – Hollywood Chaos

PDA Alert! Slumdog Stars Cozy Up In A Cafe – Scandalist