Anna Faris' Piehole

This tells me that Anna Faris really doesn’t understand how to keep a man…

‘The House Bunny’ star is set to wed actor Chris Pratt in the summer, but unlike most brides-to-be, Anna wants to gain weight beforehand.

She said: “I am fattening up! Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat.’ We love to splurge at home. We love to cook.

Source:  Female First

Ooh, bad idea, Anna.  I’m sure your fiancee is really happy to hear you actually say that out loud and make it even more real to him.  Guys won’t tell you, but cuteness and the ability to tolerate an annoying voice does have a weight limit.  And it also has an age limit, so I suggest you stop getting older, too.  Hope my suggestion will help you have a long and happy marriage.  Good luck!