Kelly Ripa Needs To Sue The Doctor Who Delivered Her

I’ve never been attracted to midget-like women and Kelly Ripa is no exception.  All of the hype about her being so hot and sexy is something I just didn’t agree with.  So could you imagine my joy when I came across this picture of her emerging from the water only moments before the alien in her stomach poked through and swam off into the deep where it will hibernate until it is ready to overtake mankind.  Now not only is she unattractive, but she has also unleashed Earth’s ultimate demise.  Let’s see you Regis and Kelly fans in the midwest support her now.  Grab your Bibles and pray for mercy.