Katy Perry Is Strange

This bitch is just plain weird…

Three years ago, the pop star, 24, went to Las Vegas with a boyfriend and decided to get “fake married,” she tells PopEater.com. “We took all the pictures with the minister, with the fake cake, in the fake chapel and got a fake marriage certificate. We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the s— out of them.”

Source:People

And then they went back to the hotel and she gave him a fake lapdance followed by a fake blowjob.  He graciously returned the favor by faking that he actually wanted her for anything other than sex.  Funny, seems almost like a real relationship to me.