Tobey Maguire and the old ball and chain

Way to derail the poon train, Tobey…

Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, welcomed their second child Friday, the actor’s rep tells PEOPLE.

“I can confirm the Maguires had a baby boy today, and the family is healthy and happy,” says rep Kelly Bush.

Source: People

Man, I thought David Letterman married an unattractive women.  While David still wins, Tobey is now pulling up third place behind Hugh Jackman.  When are these guys going to start using their fame for good and not for marrying women they obviously feel sorry for.  He’s Spiderman for god’s sake!  He could have at least gotten a model of some kind.  Even a hand model would do.  I think he married this one for her money, though.  Look closely around her facial area and you’ll understand what I mean.

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