Shirley Jones In Playboy?

Hugh says if he can’t get a boner then you can’t, either…

Shirley Jones…is considering posing NUDE for Playboy – at the ripe old age of 75.

Her husband and manager says that she is ready and willing to do it, and that she still looks good for her age.

Source:   Snarky Gossip

Oh, yeah, she looks fantastic.  I know you were really hurt when those three skanks left you a few months ago, but why are you thinking of punishing every male in America by lettingthis G.I.H.F (Grandma I’d Hate to Fuck) Shirley Jones burn our eyeballs with visions of her love tunnel?  I get that this has been a tough time for you, I totally understand and I’m sorry.  With that being said, go take your broken heart and barely operational penis back into your office and pick me out a tight 19 year old with smooth skin and huge knockers to look at.  It’s your duty, good sir.