Tom Cruise At His Most Comfortable

Who didn’t see this coming…

According to The National Enquirer, not only that Katie doesn’t find it the right moment to have another kid, but she is also ‘inadequate’ for Tom’s sexual desires! Oh My God!!!! I mean, I never experienced Katie, but for God’s sake, Tom is 46!

Source:  Why Fame

‘Inadequate for sexual desires’ must be Tom’s code for ‘doesn’t have a penis’.  She’s better sticking with just one child anyway.  The minute that second one can talk those two rug rats would be plotting to takeover the world with their Xenu powers.

-And, yes, that is Tom Cruise with a guy.  I just thought that would be a more appropriate pic for this story.  Plus, he looks very comfortable with his arm draped over those manly shoulders.

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