Lindsay Lohan

Lindays Lohan hosting some event.  That company obviously doesn’t have much faith in their product.

Face & Hair – C-

Someone’s turning into a duck!  There’s something called pouty lips and then there’s blowing them up into pontoons.  She should never wear pink make-up of any kind, clashes with her pasty, freckled skin tone.  Hair is way too blonde and long.  Go back to a darker color and cut about 6 inches off.

Body – A

All I can judge are the legs in this pic because of the outfit, so…great looking legs.

Clothing – C+

I don’t even know what to call what she’s wearing.  The sheer top is horrendous.  The jacket looks like it has tails and she is off to belt out Beethoven’s 5th on a piano somewhere.  Her shoes are way too distracting and quite possible the most ugly thing I’ve ever seen.  And is she wearing fucking lifting gloves?!

Overall Look – B-

Recommendation: no more pink Miss Freckles, get a decent pair of black pumps instead of those nightmares you have on now, squeeze some of the silicone back out of your lips, and darken the hair ASAP.