Kristin Stewart Is Crusty

Kristen Stewart

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Face & Hair – C-

Mullet, anyone?  Ugly hair color that is too dark.  Chin is too angular and lips are thin and bitchy looking.  Come to think of it, so are her eyes.

Body – B-

Slouched shoulders, different color skin on her arms than on her legs, and itty bitty titties ruin what is her only good asset:  her thin legs.

Clothing – B

Skirt and shoes are hot, but that top is straight out of Wal-Mart.

Overall Look – C

Recommendation: stand-up straight, get an even tan, and stop with the Achy Breaky Heart hair

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