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Face & Hair – C-

Her face makes me not want to buy things.  Hooker make-up is way overdone and that is a serious case of sex hair.  Arrogant smirk and large left eye makes me highly uncomfortable.

Body – B+

Bit of a big ass and moles on her chest but other than that it’s a pretty banging bod.  Trust me, put your hand over her face and give it a shot.

Clothing – D+

A black and read feather dress is exactly what you should wear if you want people to laugh at you behind your back.  Only good part is the plunging neckline.

Overall Look – C+

Recommendation: solid color dress and buy a mirror so you can be as traumatized as the rest of us