In a perfect world I wouldn’t be the ideal guy to have sitting at his computer judging people on their looks.  It would be someone like Brad Pitt who has a little bit of credibility in the handsomness department, but I’m sure he’s way too busy putting his penis inside Angelina Jolie to come after my job.  So, unfortunately for you guys, you’re stuck with my overly judgemental ass.

Amazingly, the first memory I have of judging people was in church with my father. We hated having to get up early on Sunday to go and sit on uncomfortable pews for hours at mass. But my mother made us, and I guess I should thank her because it was the training grounds for how I see things today. When people would line-up to take communion in mine and my father’s eyes it was like they were being sent to the executioners. We were relentless and cracked each other up the entire time. Well, I guess between the times we weren’t dosing off. So now that I have this outlet to pick on people I have been able to successfully feed my quench to be an asshole without having to go to church. Who knew that making fun of those mindless people following an imaginary being in the sky could actually turn into something?

And, no, I’m not gay like a few other famous bloggers. Rest assured there will be plenty of insensitive, dirty, and sarcastic posts on here. Hope you all enjoy and check back often!