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You Shouldn’t Look Below Alesha Dixon’s Neck

Alesha Dixon

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Face & Hair – A-

She as a gorgeous face.  The eyes, skin, make-up, and smile are perfect.  Her ears remind me of Star Trek but that’s nothing her hair can’t cover up.

Body – C

Body is just okay.  Upper arms are pretty flabby, ass is big, and she has a gunt.  I’m seeing a little bit too much arms hair, as well.  Shave that shit.

Clothing – C-

I don’t know who designed that dress, but she needs to just go back to playing bingo at the nursing home.

Overall Look – C+

Recommendation: work-out more than once a year, inflate the boobs, and cover the ears