Archive for the ‘Anna Faris’ Category

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Not sure if she’s as stupid in real life as she is in her movies, but I’m pretty sure her boobs are the same size.

Face & Hair – C+

Gotta be truthful, she’s cute at times but, for the most part, she’s a little off.  Hair is dreadful and the face is fat.  Left eye isn’t the same as the right and her nose scrunches funny.  Nice smile, though.

Body – B+

Holy boobies, Batman!  I suddenly feel like having a bowl of cereal with lots of milk.  Those are some great legs!  The top is fantastic, the bottom is splendid, and the middle is fucked.  Her hips need to be thinned down so she gets a better curve going on.

Clothing – C

Like how low-cut it is but the zipper is horrendous.  Makes it look like you just left Wal-Mart.  The shoes are super sexy.

Overall Look – B-

Recommendation: lose the zipper, fix your hair color, and lose the thunder hips.

Anna Faris' Piehole

This tells me that Anna Faris really doesn’t understand how to keep a man…

‘The House Bunny’ star is set to wed actor Chris Pratt in the summer, but unlike most brides-to-be, Anna wants to gain weight beforehand.

She said: “I am fattening up! Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat.’ We love to splurge at home. We love to cook.

Source:  Female First

Ooh, bad idea, Anna.  I’m sure your fiancee is really happy to hear you actually say that out loud and make it even more real to him.  Guys won’t tell you, but cuteness and the ability to tolerate an annoying voice does have a weight limit.  And it also has an age limit, so I suggest you stop getting older, too.  Hope my suggestion will help you have a long and happy marriage.  Good luck!

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris

Um, homosayswhat?…

“I knew I wanted to marry her pretty soon [after I met her,]” he told PEOPLE Thursday at the premiere for his new NBC series. “It took a while for me to admit it, because it would be crazy to be like, ‘I want to marry you’ the first day I met her. But I could have!”

Pratt, 29, also explained that although he’s wearing a wedding band already, the couple have yet to tie the knot. “I just kind of wanted one,” he said. “She got one and I was like, ‘I want one!’ ”

Source:  People

“She got one and I was like, ‘I want one!”  WTF!  Sir, please remove your your man card from your wallet and tear it up immediately.  You know what, I really like Anna Faris.  She’s funny, talented, and seems like she would be a lot of fun in the sack.  And because of my genuine affection for her, I would like to save her from years of disappointment and ultimately a tremendous heart break.  So I’m just gonna say it.  Anna, this guy is 1000% gay.  Not gay happy like he’s pleasantly surprised his team won the Super Bowl, more like gay gay to the point where he’s chocking on a ball that’s been jammed in his mouth to deaden the screames of pain from the gerbil in his ass.  I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it’s better you know.  Now from what I’ve been told your supposed to run over here and let me console you until you decide to sleep with me.  Sorry, I don’t make the rules.