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President Barack Obama has gone and pissed off of NASCAR fans.

The White House today announced that GM and Chrysler’s participation in NASCAR racing must end after the 2009 season.

Obama says that by doing so the companies are expected to save more than $250 million.

A statement from Obama read:

“Automakers used to operate on the principle of ‘win on Sunday, sell on Monday,’ but the Auto Task Force’s research just doesn’t validate that as true.”

. . “In order to receive this money, corporations must demonstrate they will spend it wisely. Racing has been said to improve on-road technology, but frankly, NASCAR almost flaunts its standing among the lowest-tech forms of motorsport. NASCAR is not proven to drive advancements that transfer from the racetrack to the road, and this nation’s way forward does not hinge
on decades-old technology. We need new, and we need innovation.”

Source: Daily Stab

For fear of being questioned by the CIA, FBI or any other government agency with the authority to do multiple body cavity searches without lubrication, I will refrain from making any predictions as to what could come out of this.