Archive for the ‘Beth Ditto’ Category

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Face & Hair – D-

I had to leave the room because I was just too scared to look at it.  What I saw wasn’t pretty.

Body – F

Her skin must be pretty thick and stron or else the fat would burst through at any second.  Gotta be a lot of chaffing going on here.

Clothing – F

She should sew together 20 Snuggies and shield us from the horror.  I can only hold down so much vomit.

Overall Look – E

Recommendation: try working out.  and chewing doesn’t count.

Please tell me this is at a pre-Halloween party.

Face & Hair – F

Holy shit, not even going to get into it.  I couldn’t possibly type that much.  You can have fun judging that one on your own.

Body – F-

Even if Krispy Kreme were to begin making donuts in my kitchen 24 hrs a day and a lard IV was pumping into my veins I still don’t think I could ever come close to being as fat as her.  The doorways in her house have to be scared everytime she decides to leave a room.  How do you even pick things up with such chubby fingers?

Clothing – E

Damn that’s a lot of fabric.  Bea Arthur would be rolling over in her grave if she saw you stealing her style.  And it’s sad to say I would fuck Bea way before I had to cut my own dick off so I wouldn’t have to fuck Ms. Ditto.

Overall Look – F

Recommendation: stop trying to imitate the Penguin from Batman.

Beth Ditto

I thought Charlie Brown wasn’t supposed to see the Great Pumpkin until Halloween…

Face & Hair – D

I think she is trying to eat her cheeks from the inside by the look on her face.  The only reason why I can figure she dyed her hair that color is to distract us from the John Goodman stomach she’s sporting.  I’m on to you, Ditto.

Body – E-

Do I even have to go into detail on this one?  Would someone please hide the Twinkies already?

Clothing – D-

I wonder if the designer could make a fabric that would be even tighter on her skin so I would vomit even sooner next time.  At least she picked the right color.  The only decent part about this whole pic is the shoes.  Take her feet out of them and we’re in good shape.

Overall Look – E

Recommendation: stay inside and away from cameras more often