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Note To Cher, You Can’t Actually Turn Back Time

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This must be Cher’s latest attempt at trying to make me vomit…

At a David Foster and Friends concert Saturday in Las Vegas, the singer, 62, wore a sheer black bodysuit, similar to the one she wore 20 years ago in her “Turn Back Time” video. She accessorized with a pair of thigh-high boots and suspenders.

The singer – who went on hiatus in 2008 after headlining a show at Vegas’ Caesar’s Palace – admitted that she has to work harder than ever to slip back into those barely-there costumes.

Source: US Magazine

And just as I thought, I now have to work harder than ever to keep that El Polo Loco I ate today in my stomach instead of all over my keyboard.  Honestly, if you just don’t look at her face or any of the exposed flesh she’s showing it isn’t that bad.  I’m actually focusing on the middle button on her right arm above the microphone if you care to join me.  I feel this is the safe zone.