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Demi Lovato and the priority challenged John Mayer

This whole Twitter fascination everyone has is just getting to be a bit too much for me…

Mayer wrote on his Twitter page Thursday: “I have ‘La La Land’ by @ddlovato stuck in my head. Actually, it’s not stuck. I’m choosing to sing it. B section is sophisticated.” He added to her: “You’re going to make lots of records, I can tell.”

Demi tweeted back: “THANK YOU. You’re so awesome.” And: “That is quite possibly the best compliment I’ve received in this business. Thank you so, so much….. !!!!!!”

John replied: “Welcome. Write one song at a time, never apologize for any of them, ever. From ‘Wonderland’ to Trio stuff, they’re all my kids.”

Source:  E! Online

What is he like a 7 year old girl or something.  First he breaks-up with Jennifer Aniston because he wanted to spend more time gaying it up on Twitter, and now he’s using it to tell a 16 year old Disney star that her shiteous song is great.  One of two things is going on here.  Either his penis has retracted into his abdominal cavity and is now in the beginning stages of forming a vagina, or he’s a laying the groundwork for a little ‘Lay’vato lovin’ two years from now.  I gotta admit, I’ve never heard of someone putting in so much effort to avoid pussy, well, other than Father Francis.  Whenever a girl would walk by he would make this face like he was just squirted in the eye with lemon juice and muter the word “icky” under his breath over and over again.  Now that I think about it I should have watched my back more around that guy.