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Hayden Panettiere

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Face & Hair – B+

Adorable face, but again it’s midgety.  Cheeks are fat and her chin is too round.  Lips are attractive along with the eyes and the hair is flawless.

Body – B

This is so tough.  Arms are definitely too big and the color doesn’t match her tanned legs.  Legs are nice but calves could be toned a little more.  Still the midget-like qualities are a real bummer.  Another 3 or 4 inches taller plus some bigger tatas and she would be in a whole other league.

Clothing – A

Great outfit with a great color that actually compliments her skin tone.  Even the shoes are perfectly fitting for the look.  Shiny and sexy.

Overall Look – B+

Recommendation: get new boobs and while you’re under have them lengthen your legs as well.

Hayden Panettiere May Join Footloose; Must Be The New Munchkin Version

Hayden Panetierre Gives The Evil Eye

Hayden Panettiere Gives The Evil Eye

At least now I know what I won’t be wasting 2 precious hours of my life on…

The Heroes starlet has auditioned for director Kenny Ortega’s updated remake of the classic ’80s flick Footloose.

Panettiere, my source says, recently sang for filmmakers (the new Footloose is being turned into a full-blown musical à la the Broadway version). “They were really impressed,” the insider gushes. “No one realized what a good singer she is.”

Source:  E! Online

I don’t know why but I’ve never had any desire to see anything this midget does.  She really seems like a bit of a twat to me.  And remember this ladies if a guy thinks this about you there’s no way he will invest any time in you at all.  And this is where I stand with Ms. Panettiere.  She’d never let me in her pants so I’d rather not waste my time with her.  No Footloose for me!

Hayden Panettiere is an Elfish Bitch

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So like Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia broke up….again.  And OK! Magazine is reporting the following:

HeroesHayden Panettiere has decided to take her bitter breakup with co-star Milo Ventimiglia to the small screen. Hayden, 19, is trying to get Milo, 31, kicked off of the show, according to a mutual friend.

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.” (Her rep denies this).

As for Milo, “He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level,” says the friend.

Since the split, Hayden has been linked to a string of men including rocker Anthony Kiedis, 46, her ex Stephen Colletti, 23, and Gerard Butler, 39.

Maybe the older guys like her so much because she bakes good cookies and lives in a tree.  It’s either that or the fact that she is the perfect height and will never have to get her knees dirty…..if you know what I mean.  Yeah, you know.