Archive for the ‘Jessica Szohr’ Category

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Face & Hair – B

Head is too big for her body.  Cheeks are puffy and her chin is pointy.  Someone must have punched her in the nose, too.  Hot, black hair and sexy eyes.

Body – B

Superb feet.  Very, very sexy.  But I don’t know, she just looks like she could kick my ass.  She’s skinny how I like but there is something off with her.  Oh, and her neck is crooked.

Clothing – D

Is this 1985?  Acid washed jeans and a sweater my sister wore to a Bon Jovi concert.  And she should get some new shoes because her’s are really falling apart.

Overall Look – C+

Recommendation: give up the lesbian look and make an effort to look like you won’t just walk up and kick a guy in the balls