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Katy Perry & Josh Groban

That’s it, I’m slowly beginning to lose faith in the future of our world…

Multiple sources close to both reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that singers Josh Groban and Katy Perry are dating!!!!!!!!!

“They’ve been trying to keep it very low profile,” a source familiar with the relationship tells us.

Source: Perez Hilton

Of course they’ve been keeping it quiet.  They don’t want their secret to get out to all of the young, goofy-looking boys singing Michael Bolton songs with their mothers while drying the dishes after supper.  And what is this mysterious secret you ask?  It’s pretty simple…

Making music which rightfully warrants the listener to stab their eardrums out with a crochet needle = Katy Perry straddling your happy parts

So in order to thwart any further bastardization of true physical attraction as intended by nature, I think we should all keep this quiet and just pretend like it never happened.  Rest assured, beautiful but talentless people everywhere will applaude you.