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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Please let there be the word ‘condom’ somewhere in this story…

“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. “Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.”

Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!”

But there’s one rather tall issue standing in the way – Kevin’s girlfriend, 5’10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly!

Victoria “caught him with his hand in the cookie jar,” says a source.

Source:  Star Magazine

This isn’t good news at all.  I mean we’re dealing with people’s emotions here, and you have to think how this will affect…..wait, did you say there were cookies involved?  Everyone hide the hair clippers, we have a crisis of major proportions brewing here.  The sex part I can deal with, but you just crossed the line with those extra calories, K-Fed.  What the hell is she paying her Dad for anyway?  Isn’t he supposed to stop people from sneaking her controlled substances?

E! News has learned that Spears, 27, has been secretly on dates with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick.

Trawick, 37, a William Morris Agency rep, recently joined Spears for the first four shows of her Circus tour, but we have learned that the two recently have grown much closer away from the workplace.

Oh, but the fun doesn’t stop there for Britney as Star is reporting:

Oops, they’re doing it again! Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went through a bitter divorce, but K-Fed is now waiting for Brit in the wings during her comeback concerts around the country – and sources tell Star that old loving feeling is coming back!

“The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider. “I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”

Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004, a family insider tells Star.

The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.”

Let’s break this down, shall we?  2 Men, 2 Babies, & a Crazy Lady….i think i just came up with the greatest movie of all time!  I will tastefully bow out from taking one of the leading male roles, though.  Thanks, but I’m not interested in becoming part of an STD study at this time.