Archive for the ‘Kimberly Kay Wyatt’ Category

I guess she’s one of those skanky Pussycat Dolls.  Don’t laugh, every group needs an ugly girl.

Face & Hair – D+

I almost couldn’t look at it long enough to grade it.  I could feel my body slowly turning to stone.  Looks like an even uglier version of Bridget Nielson if that’s even possible.

Body – C-

Super white skin, flat tits, knobby knees, and her left leg looks like it was underdeveloped when her mother pushed her through the happy slot.  Basically, if you cut her head off and replaced it with Betty White’s I’m pretty sure that body would be pretty similar to what Betty is sporting right now.  And what’s with the pose?  Is she trying to hold in a fart?

Clothing – F

That dress looks like a black disco ball with hairy 70s bush on the bottom.  The shoes are borrowed from the Wicked Witch of the West, and the earrings just draw more attention to her head which is something this girl should never try to do.

Overall Look – D

Recommendation: stop with the stupid poses, get your nose out of the air, be happy someone even cares to take your picture, and eat less bran so you don’t have so much gas.