Archive for the ‘Madonna’ Category

Madonna Looking Rough

They had better stock-up on make-up…

The Material Girl isn’t giving up her role as the face of Louis Vuitton yet. Following the success of her spring/summer ads for the luxury goods giant, Madonna will continue on as the face of the luxury house’s Fall/Winter 2009 collection.

Source:   People

I’m honestly amazed people still like to look at her face.  I gave up around ’91 when I was able to catch a glimpse without having a trash can next to me just in case I got a bit queesy.  And I don’t feel like taking a chance at losing my dinner tonight.  That lasagna was just too good to waste on her.

Madonna Is So Beautiful

A UK charity has some good advise for ‘It‘…

Madonna shouldn’t open her heart to another adoption, says a British children’s charity.

“You cannot literally take every poor child who may only have one parent living, or no parent living, across the world and transport them all into Kensington in London,” said Save the Children UK’s Dominic Nutt in an interview with the BBC’s Newshour program.

Source: E!Online

When a charity tells you to take a hike that should be a pretty clear sign that something is wrong with you.  I don’t want to brag, but I could tell a long time ago.  The morning that Dennis Rodman emerged from her bedroom feeling scared and violated all but sealed the deal for me.  Hey, society can only take so much before they have to protect their young from such a menace.  Sorry kid, looks like you might be battling those flies a little longer than expected.

Madonna and Slash - Her Transformation is Complete

After apparently being in some sort of Kabbalah trance for a few months, Jesus Luz (the boyfriend) was finally able to free his genitals from Madonna’s veiny, arthritic hands and set out to find some younger, hotter poon in his native Brazil…

…he was caught being fruitier than an obscenely-shaped mango with lingerie model Luciana Costa at a party in his home city of Rio.

Perkily-breasted Luciana is 19 years younger than Her Madgesty…

Source: Daily Star

Wow!  Who could have seen this coming.  The fact that a 22 year old man model wanted to bang someone who was actually a bit feminine and doesn’t look eerily like Slash from Guns n Roses.  What’s next, are guys going to start watching football on Sunday and buying Playboy to look at the pictures instead of to just read the articles?