Archive for the ‘Megan Fox’ Category

Megan Fox teasing Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf talks about his difficulty with maintaining sexy-type boundaries with his costars…

“We have a relationship on-screen but off-screen we are just good friends. You have to create these boundaries and be as respectful as you can. What’s hard for me is to go from a scene back to reality and then back to boundaries. It’s hard. It’s really hard.”

Source:  I’m Not Obsessed

That must be what it’s like for me when I’m watching porn and then go back to watching regular TV.  Keeping my mind off of dirty thoughts while watching Golden Girls re-runs is really hard.  Blanche is the hottest.  Plus, then I don’t know what to do with my hands.  It’s very awkward and sad.

Megan Fox Bares Her Teeth

Some studio executive has hatched a plan to ruin Megan Fox’s career by making her look like a roided out female weightlifter with veins sticking out everywhere for the role of She-Hulk…

“The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”

Source:  Showbiz Spy

Boo to the whole more clothes thing, but honestly, this movie just isn’t appealing to me in any way.  Having her run around covered in green paint while trying to act beastly would completely pult a hault to my fantasies.  Now if they change it to a caramel covering with chocolate shavings on top I might reconsider.  It’s just too bad that this role probably isn’t what Megan had in mind when she said this.

Megan Fox Blowing A Kiss

In what can only be described as the work of an ugly, jealous woman well-versed in hypnotic suggestion, Megan Fox has declared that she would rather focus more on her acting than on her looks…

Megan Fox’s stunning curves and flawless features might be coveted by hundreds of women but she’d rather be known for her acting skills.

The actress, 22, reportedly hates the sex symbol image that her stunning looks have afforded her.

She is often voted as one of the world’s sexiest stars but the ‘Transformers’ star is trying to cultivate her acting talents.

Megan said: “You can’t be a sex symbol 24 hours a day”

“I just want to work and make the right choices, and study and develop as an actress.”

Source: Star Magazine

Come on, baby, you don’t have to do any of that.  Just keep wearing those skimpy outfits and continue to do those sexy poses for all us guys out there.  I promise we won’t stop loving you until you get either fat or old.  Then you can go and be like Meryl Streep if you still want.  I only hope that you’re not too far gone to listen to reason.

Megan Fox Puckers Up

Megan Fox attended the 2009 Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards on Saturday wearing a shirt that reminds me of those pictures you stare at in the mall while trying to make out the hidden object.  I’ve been glued to my monitor for the better part of an hour now, and all I can see is my bedroom and what looks like a bottle of wine.  All I need to do now is stare just a little bit longer to make out the phone number she most certainly slipped in there somewhere.  What can I say, no one ever called me a quitter.

Brian Austin Green with Megan Fox Following in Shame

The CW has hired Brian Austin Green, who is better known as either that dude from that 90210 show in the 90s or Mr. Megan Fox, to do some of his trademark horrible acting on their new show ‘Body Politic’…

if the show is picked up it: ‘will follow young government staffers living and working in Washington, D.C. Green will play Lucky, a D.C. insider who knows everyone in town.’

Source: I Need My Fix

This is just like when the douchebag boyfriend almost loses his super hot girlfriend and says he will do anything to keep her.  Too bad you’re only prolonging the inevitable, Brian.  You should actually just try to get a show on Fox instead since I’m pretty sure you won’t ‘be on Fox’ much longer, if you know what I mean.

Recently, after reports surfaced of the Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green split, I was positive this was a sign that the world had finally begun to heal itself.  The economy would surely rebound, starvation would cease, and human traffickers would turn the boats around and return their cargo to their families.

But now we are hit with the shocking news that Megan and her boyfriend/captor are attempting to reconcile with the help of couples therapy:

The couple have been together since 2004 and reportedly broke off their engagement last month. But close friends say Fox and Green have been seeking help for their relationship problems. “In early March, they decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together … It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work,” the source said.

There is no other explanation….she has been brainwashed to love washed-up 90s television stars who once thought they were legitimate rappers.  So sad.