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Paula Abdul Wants Publicity

Paula Abdul does her best to use animals and blind people to distract us from her personal life…

In connection with Guide Dog Month, Paula Abdul presents legally blind American Idol contestant Scott MacIntyre with a guide dog.

This just underscores the wonderful benefit and capabilities dogs give us besides unconditional love.

Source: I Need My Fix

So let me get this straight.  Paula Abdul gave a guide dog to a guy who has lived his entire life blind but was still able to perform choreographed dance routines on American Idol and who deals with obstacles on a daily basis that most of can’t even imagine.  That being said I would have to figure he is perfectly capable of knowing where to walk and where not to at this point.  And that is more than I can for Paula.  I actually think he should have gotten her a present instead.  I’ll have to let him know I saw extra large pill boxes on sale at Walgreens yesterday.

Paula Abdul and the smile of no pain

No shit…

But since a stint last November (08) at Carlsbad, California’s La CostaResort and Spa, Abdul admits she’s come to terms with her dependency andis determined to stay sober.

Describing her withdrawal symptoms, Abdul tells Ladies’ Homes Journal “I was freezing cold, then sweating hot, then chattering and in so much pain. It was excruciating. But at my very core, I did not like existing the way I had been”.

Source:  Female First

I’m just glad that we will now get to see a sober Paula and will no longer be subjected to such torturous ramblings.  At least we now know why she loves every performance and is unable to say anything bad about the contestants.  Those painkillers must have been pretty strong to have her put that skreeching Adam Lambert through in audition wekk.  What a tool.