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Sharon Stone Walks Funny

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I thought grab ass was a teenager game…

Face & Hair – n/a

She’s 50 something so there’s no way it’s possibly getting any better.  I’m actually glad the pic is grainy in this instance.

Body – B+

Can’t see the drooping skin balled up around her joints here so we’re in pretty good shape.  Her legs and that little bit of butt check showing is actually making my pants move.   A lot of people don’t like girls to be this skinny but I disagree completely.  Being so thin it gives them some wiggle room for putting on a few when they start to get older.

Clothing - C+

Hate that ugly oversized shirt.  Want to see what’s going on underneath it especially in the boobage department.  Hoping they’re not as flat as that shirt’s making it seem.

Overall Look – B

Recommendation:  stop getting older and start getting younger again.  lose the lesbian haircut and show more skin.