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Face & Hair – B+

Has a look like she would spit on me if I eyeballed her wrong, but I like it.  She’s either a bitch or really dirty in bed.  Sides of her head sort of bubble in and out and give a weird shape near her ears.  Eyes are enchanting and the mouth is sexy even with the frown lines next to them.

Body – B-

That waist is just absolutely perfect.  Tits need to be a size or two bigger to be in proportion with her hips.  Feet are a bit veiny.

Clothing - B+

Is that thing see through or is it just me?  She’s wearing a white slip or something underneath.  It looks hot but the neckline is too high and looks like it’s choking her.

Overall Look - B

Recommendation: use the hair to cover the sides of your bumpy head, shorten the dress and lower the neckline, and move to America

Last night my grandmother passed away from pneumonia.  While I’m very saddened by her passing, I’m hopeful that she is now at peace after suffering for the past 9 years without my grandfather.  They we’re truly the most loving couple I’ve ever known and the thought that they are together again warms my heart.  Love you grandma.  RIP.

New style, new posts, new concept, same judgemental prick writing for your pleasure.

Natalie Portman Has What Color Panties?

Natalie Portman shows off her granny panties…and matching socks – The Daily Fix

More Gone Ho Journalism From Courtney Love Via Twitter – Starcasm

Celebrities Look Stupid When They Make Out – Holy Taco

Lindsay Lohan finally lands another acting gig – but can she behave on set? – NY Daily News

Mark Wahlberg Finally Getting Married – Exposay

George Clooney Vomits?

George Clooney blew chunks – The Blemish

Travis Barker’s Ex Shanna Moakler Quits Miss California USA Director – ThecounT

Spencer Pratt: “I don’t have to have talent;” Heidi is better than Beyonce – Celebitchy

Robin Williams Reveals Doctors Gave Him ‘Two Weeks’ To Have Heart Surgery – Yahoo! omg!

Hayden Panettiere continues banging Hollywood – The Superficial

Ashley Olsen Strips Down to Her Bra in Racy Photo Shoot – US Magazine

Marilyn Manson Rises From The Crypt For Sushi – Pink Is The New Blog

Amy Winehouse Puts On Usual Stage Performance – Derek Hail

Anchor Loses His Cool With Gay Activist – Gone Hollywood

People Magazine Outs Kristin Davis? – Starcasm

Katy Perry loves Adam Lambert! – Dana’s Dirt

Rihanna Sings Out Her Silly Pain – Celebrity Milkshake

Shirley Jones In Playboy?

Hugh says if he can’t get a boner then you can’t, either…

Shirley Jones…is considering posing NUDE for Playboy – at the ripe old age of 75.

Her husband and manager says that she is ready and willing to do it, and that she still looks good for her age.

Source:   Snarky Gossip

Oh, yeah, she looks fantastic.  I know you were really hurt when those three skanks left you a few months ago, but why are you thinking of punishing every male in America by lettingthis G.I.H.F (Grandma I’d Hate to Fuck) Shirley Jones burn our eyeballs with visions of her love tunnel?  I get that this has been a tough time for you, I totally understand and I’m sorry.  With that being said, go take your broken heart and barely operational penis back into your office and pick me out a tight 19 year old with smooth skin and huge knockers to look at.  It’s your duty, good sir.

Spencer Pratt A Rapper?

Spencer Pratt Rap Album – Pop Crunch

Robert Pattinson Gets Naked In Little Ashes – Daily Fill

Sienna Miller and her bad-girl side – Why Fame

Lindsay Lohan Likes Being Able To Count Her Ribs – Daily Fill

Amy Fisher is all class – Celebridiot

Michael Landon’s Son Mark Landon Found Dead At 60 – Stupid Celebrities

Chloe Sevigny Wants To Kick Butt In A Film – Daily Stab

Now we’re gettin somewhere – WWTDD?

Avril Lavigne: Baby On Board? – Fame Crawler

Jason Bateman Kisses Jennifer Aniston – PopSugar

Michael Phelps Pulls A Threesome

Marijuanero Mermaid, Michael Phelps had a Stripper Threesome! – Chismetime

Simon Cowell Demands Gardeners Trim His Hedges With Precision – Exposay

Joan Rivers is a ‘monster’ – Daily News

‘Star Trek’ Return Left Leonard Nimoy In Tears – Starpulse

Hilary Duff in Maxim Germany – Derek Hail

Hot or Not? Eddie Money’s Daughter – ThecounT

Chris Brown “I didn’t leak Rihanna naked pics” – Buzz Patrol

Adriana Lima is A Modern Cleopatra – Celeb Gossipz

Cassie

Cassie Pussy – Egotastic!

Jimmy Fallon Finally Graduates College! – ET Online

Courteney Cox Hangs With Brad Pitt – Modern Mom

Holly Madison Flaunts Bikini Body at GO Pool – Gossip Girls

Paris and Doug’s Caribbean Getaway! – X17 Online

Lily Allen Says Victoria Beckham Is A Monster – Exposay

Heidi Klum & Seal Renew Their Wedding Vows In Malibu – Pink Is The New Blog

Farrah Fawcett Bedridden & Awaiting the Inevitable (Photos) – Stupid Celebrities Gossip

Rihanna or Samuel L. Jackson?

Leaked Rihanna Nude Pictures! – Celeb Gossipz

Mia Farrow Ends Her Fast After 12 Days – People

Even Paris Can’t Look at Herself – Best Celeb Gossip

Hayden Panettiere loves sex – The Blemish

Clay Aiken snubbed by American Idol – Celebitchy