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Sarah Silverman is a fatty

Here’s a random picture of Sarah Silverman at some random event she probably has no business being invited to.  She sorta looks like a fat version of Amy Winehouse.  Well, minus the whole naked girl on the arm thing, the odd rashes here and there, the horrible teeth, and the non-stop drug use.  Now that I think about it she’s nothing like Amy Winehouse, so I guess she is just fat.

Adam Lambert...Is There A Closet Door Open Somewhere?

Please don’t let this farce go on any longer…

“With his mop of glam-rock cobalt-blue-on-dyed-black hair, his hearing, his sneering, and his unambiguously ambiguous sexuality, Adam would have probably been brushed off early on. And there was also a time, more recently, when Adam would have made it to Hollywood but been dismissed as ‘too Broadway’ or ‘too musical theater.’”

Source:  The Hollywood Gossip

This is the problem with the media today.  No one can just come out and say it.  They have to use the politically correct terms instead of just calling it like they see it.  He isn’t ‘too Broadway’ or ‘too musical theater’, he is ‘too gay’.  That’s what they are really trying to say here.  Unfortunately for him, I think his persona is just that.  And we all know I’m the offical barometer for the public’s view of what’s good.  Let’s just be honest.  He has a horrible voice and that obnoxious screeching he does is simply horrendous.  (add a British accent for full effect)  So all I can say to those who actually like him right now is won’t you feel pretty stupid and embarrassed about that 6 months from now?

Christian Bale Likes His Nuts

Christian Bale Admits He Was Tempted To Take Steroids – Exposay

Megan Fox has a great tongue – Celebridiot

Cameron Diaz Breaks Up With Paul Sculfor – Hometown Hollywood

Norm MacDonald’s F-Bombing Quest to Get Banned from Television – Defamer/Gawker

Is Rihanna Seeing A Sex Therapist?!? – X17

Sex Oozes Out of Megan Fox’s Pores – I Need My Fix

Crazy Daisy De La Hoya

This proves that PR people should just write fantasy movies for gullible nerds…

The Daisy of Love temptress was not rushed to the hospital for a drug overdose, as some outlets reported earlier today, her rep assures E! News. Rather, the Rock of Love 2 runner-up just needed some R&R, ASAP.

“Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion,” rep Cassandra Grill says. “There was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably.”

Source: E! Online

Delirium?  Who the fuck gets treated for delirium just because they are exhausted.  Usually when I’m exhausted I walk into my bedroom and lie down on that big square thing with the pillow on it.  Eight hours later I’m magically cured.  Funny how that works for normal people.  I do masturbate before sleeping so maybe that has something to do with it.  So instead of letting every guy who wears eyeliner bang her she just needs to clean her own carpet a little more often.  Delirium sloved.

Mel Gibson Pregnant?

Did Mel Gibson Knock Up His Mistress? – Scandalist

Robert Pattinson likes lap dances at Vancouver strip club – Celebitchy

Jennifer Aniston And Bradley Cooper Might Be A New Item – Anything Hollywood

Actor Stanley Tucci’s Wife, Kate Tucci, Dies Of Cancer – Stupid Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are Dating Again, Fighting All Night Long – Pop On The Pop

David Spade Has Seen Better Days – Webster’s Is My Bitch

Prognosis For Fawcett Grim – You Didn’t Hear It From Me

The Flat Claire Danes

A Little Claire Danes Nipple Slip – Egotastic!

Brooke Hogan: 21 Years of Hiding a Penis – The Superficial

Rihanna in a corset, shopping – Dana’s Dirt

Victoria Beckham’s New Emporio Armani Ad – Evil Beet Gossip

Ryan Reynolds Gets His Own X-Men Movie – Anything Hollywood

Miss California

Pic Source:  The Dirty

More please…

The first of a reputed six racy photos of Carrie Prejean, donning little more than her traditional family values, leaked online yesterday and immediately sparked a new round of calls for the already controversial beauty queen-who claims she was manipulated into posing for the pic when she was underage-to be stripped of her tiara.

Source:  E! Online

Seriously, when are we going to get rid of this old-fashioned idea that these beauty contestants have to be so prim and proper.  We all know that the majority of them are dirty, little whores.  The second they wipe that fake smile off of their face they are at the bar rubbing their tits on some guys back while making out with their girlfriends to release a bule ball epidemic on all those within 20 feet.  Let’s just accept it and reward beauty no matter what else they do in their personal lives.  In fact, don’t even let them talk.  Just pass around a penis-shaped object and let the games begin.

Katy Perry Swapping Fluids

Katy Perry Thinks Swine Flu is Hilarious – Webster’s Is My Bitch

Tila Tequila dating Ray J – The Superficial

Christian Bale talks about his infamous rant – Snarky Gossip

Worn Out Dad Liev Schreiber – Female First

What’s in Amy Winehouse’s mouth? – Dana’s Dirt

The Recovered Eminem

Eminem Talks Drug Addiction, Recovery, Relapse – Evil Beet Gossip

Sting’s Daughter Recovering after Injury – People

Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard Marry in Italy – Star

Pink Says That She’s Not Bisexual – Pop on the Pop

Hugh Grant’s Model Meal – Female First

Hasselhoff and his daughter

David Hasselhoff Hospitalized with Alcohol Poisoning – Star

Kim Kardashian Addicted To Shopping – Female First

Kate Moss sunbathing topless – The Superficial

Dennis Rodman Rebounds Back to Rehab – E! Online

Katy Perry in pink animal print unitard! – Dana’s Dirt

Kelly Osbourne on Cocaine Diet – Anything Hollywood

Shia LaBeouf Talks about Naked Time with His Mom – Star