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Face & Hair – B-

Slight manish thing going on, but she has a good two years left before it falls to complete shit.  Eyes look droopy and stoned and her mouth is cartoonish.  Lay off the botox.  Her hair is gorgeous.

Body – B+

Something is really strange with her left knee.  It looks like it’s melting.  Legs might be a bit too skinny, but I like her overall body size.  Nice little tits and skinny waist are hot.

Clothing - B

I like the Asian dresses that are short and hug the body.  Really makes her more attractive.  Now those shoes are a fucking disaster, though.  Make me want to vomit.

Overall Look - B

Recommendation: might as well start trying to cover your face with that hair now.  i see no other way around the inevitable.

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Face & Hair – C

Head is too skinny and long.  Nose is huge, bumpy, and crooked.  Those gigantic teeth would make any man fear them getting too close to his penis.  Her eyes and hair are decent.

Body – C-

There is no curve to her body, so it’s fat the whole way up and down.  Her tits look like the flat pancake type pushed up to appear somewhat round and big.  Biceps have no definition and her shoulders are just plain weird.  At least from the knees down she’s ok.

Clothing – C

Fat girls shouldn’t wear red.  Draws too much attention.  Plus, it’s just too plain.  Shoes don’t match, either.

Overall Look – C

Recommendation: keep shoving food in your sister’s mouth while she sleeps so she’ll become the fat one instead

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Face & Hair – D-

I had to leave the room because I was just too scared to look at it.  What I saw wasn’t pretty.

Body – F

Her skin must be pretty thick and stron or else the fat would burst through at any second.  Gotta be a lot of chaffing going on here.

Clothing – F

She should sew together 20 Snuggies and shield us from the horror.  I can only hold down so much vomit.

Overall Look – E

Recommendation: try working out.  and chewing doesn’t count.

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Face & Hair – B

Ok, the hair is a little too 80s for me and her left eye is a little bit crossed.  Her jaw is too angular as well.  Cute smile.

Body – A+

Every girl should have a body like hers.  Love the pushed out, perky tits and the way she juts her ass out in this pose.  You can tell she has those sexy hip bones, too.  Can’t beat that stomach or the skinny legs.  Best body I’ve seen so far.

Clothing - A

A girl who can pull off a t-shirt and jeans like this is fantastic.  Of course she’s high maintenance but at least she dresses down once in a while.  Aren’t you a model?  Let’s see the Victoia’s Secret underwear!

Overall Look – A

Recommendation: thin down that hair and get old enough to be desperate so I have a shot

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Face & Hair – B+

First off, dye those fucking roots. She has a pretty face but should never talk. Really like her mouth.

Body – B-

It’s like her chest has decided to suck in her tits. Legs are chunkier than I thought they would be. She has a nice stomach but manish shoulders.

Clothing – B+

I like the idea of pushing your vagina out for all to see. The dress is ok but I can stand the weird shit like those bands on her arms. And lose the Mr. T chain. Not attractive.

Overall Look – B

Recommendation: act normal for once and stop doing that weird snake dance you do. if you want to dance with a snake I got one for you.

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Face & Hair – C-

Boring and uninteresting.  No effort at all to look good.  Huge ears, freakish jawline and cunty smirk.  Left eye is smaller than the right.  She could easily pass for an Amish with that hairdo.

Body – D+

Her legs are hideous.  A few more years and that fat will turn into cottage cheese.  She has the definition of cankles.  Ugly, veiny hands and slouched shoulders.

Clothing – C-

Like her face it’s boring as all hell.  The white jacket must be to distract us from her gargantuan legs.  Those shoes are trailer trash aisle 10.

Overall Look – D+

Recommendation: divorce and then years of therapy

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Face & Hair – B

If you cut her body off I’m not all that mad at her face.  I like the eye make-up and her hair pulled across like that.  She’s kind of cute.

Body – D+

Pasty white skin, fat gut, hunched shoulders, small tits, and large dumper.  What more could a guy ask for?

Clothing – F

What the fuck were you thinking?  Is that straight out of the Beetlejuice streetwalker collection? Must have a healthy self-image to stick it all out like that.

Overall Look – D

Recommendation: either step outside in the sun once in a while or cover that shit up

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Face & Hair – F

AAAAAAHHHHHH!  Kill it!  Kill it!  Women, please use this as a reason to cancel the appointment with the plastic surgeon.  I would rather look at a natural face than this monstrosity.  Not one damn thing to compliment.

Body – C

She is skinny, and I like that.  The tattoo on her lower leg is ugly and distracting.  She has nice feet.  Those boobs are ridiculous and need to be re-done correctly.

Clothing – D

Looks like something my grandmother would crochet for a common prostitute.  Color is ugly and that animal she’s holding doesn’t help.  Those shoes are tired and she needs to stop thinking they’re cool.

Overall Look - E

Recommendation: find a way back to 1995 and kick your own ass for considering going under the knife

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Face & Hair – C-

Mullet, anyone?  Ugly hair color that is too dark.  Chin is too angular and lips are thin and bitchy looking.  Come to think of it, so are her eyes.

Body – B-

Slouched shoulders, different color skin on her arms than on her legs, and itty bitty titties ruin what is her only good asset:  her thin legs.

Clothing – B

Skirt and shoes are hot, but that top is straight out of Wal-Mart.

Overall Look – C

Recommendation: stand-up straight, get an even tan, and stop with the Achy Breaky Heart hair

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Face & Hair – C-

Face is definitely her worst asset.  Getting super wrinkly and the teeth have turned the corner into old lady territory.  Nose and ears are too big and the hair should be used to cover her face more.

Body – A-

From this pic alone she gets an A-.  Could be a fluke, but I think she looks hot here.  Those legs are thin, toned, and sexy.  Boobs look good, too, but feet are veiny.

Clothing – B+

Like the dress and color on her.  Should lose the jacket unless she’s planning on performing some magic tricks.

Overall Look – B-

Recommendation: micro-dermabrasion and veneers, stat!