Posts Tagged ‘Brittany Murphy’

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Face & Hair - C-

YIKES!  Super white skin and red lipstick should be outlawed.  Big, crazy eyes and bushy eyebrows cover her midget-like scrunched head.  Hair isn’t too bad but is flat.

Body – C+

No tits, anorexic arms and shoulders and neck muscles that pop out are disgusting.  Quick, somebody wave a Twinkie and some Ipecac in front of her.

Clothing – D+

Why do women wear these on piece things with big ugly belts that don’t even fit properly?  Don’t try to show cleavage when you don’t actually have any.

Overall Look – C-

Recommendation: stop staring at me, i’m getting scared