Posts Tagged ‘Danny DeVito’

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito ventured out last night to give us photographic evidence that he and Beth Ditto are in fact not the same person.  Damn, now I owe $50 to that transvestite hooker who sleeps down at the bus stop…

Face -C

Come on, it’s still Danny Devito.

Body - D

Again, still Danny Devito.

Clothing – B

Actually not too bad.  Stylish shirt and dress pants going on here.  The complimentary colors and vertical stripes distract you from his fat belly.  Those glasses are fucking disastrous.  When people get older it must be that either their heads start shrinking or the consciously buy huge frames.  You’re not in the mafia so take them back to LensCrafters and get something smaller.

Overall Look – B-

Recommendation: lose 40 pounds,  now I need photographic evidence that Danny Devito and Bruce Vilanch aren’t the same person.  gotta win my $50 back somehow.