Posts Tagged ‘Katie Cassidy’

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Face & Hair – B+

Forehead is too big, but she still has a killer face.  Make-up is okay but would have gone with darker eyeshadow around the eyes.  Hair is just not sexy and immediately makes my penis cry with disappointment.  Should have covered her Spock ears with it instead.

Body – B+

Arms need some toning and boobs need some inflating.  I generally like small boobs but we’re in the Kate Hudson category here.  Need something to squeeze up there.  Legs are hot all tanned and with the glitter on them.  Feet are passable but look to be straining to get into those shoes.

Clothing – C

I hate dresses with that stupid shit on the shoulders.  Just wear a simple dress because that ruins it.  Shoes are average, bag is slightly above, and the accessories are horrid.

Overall Look – B-

Recommendation: wear sleeveless dresses and beam up a new hairdo asap

His daughter Miss Katie Cassidy for your enjoyment…

Face & Hair – A-

Not much I can complain about here.  Hair looks great, eyes are stunning, nose is petite, lips are sexy, and ears match her head size.  Only issue is her chin.  It’s short and pointy compared to the rest of her face.

Body – B+

More tits, please.  Gotta get those things pumped up a bit.  They’re too small and look non-existent on her.  Overall body tone is fantastic and the tan really helps the definition to pop out.  Those legs are just too sexy.  Tattoos need to be lasered off immediately.  Girls, please stop ruining your bodies like this.

Clothing – B-

Alternating nail polish is a little 4th grade of her.  The mismatched colors of her dress, though, seem to work on her.  The skirt part has a waistband that is way too high on her body.  Putting it up that high will not push your boobs up more, my dear.  Love the small black purse and diamond earrings.

Overall Look – B+

Recommendation: call Dr 90210 and slap some Cs under your chest, stick to a single nail color, and hike that skirt down (preferably around your ankles)