Posts Tagged ‘Lily Allen’

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Face & Hair – B

If you cut her body off I’m not all that mad at her face.  I like the eye make-up and her hair pulled across like that.  She’s kind of cute.

Body – D+

Pasty white skin, fat gut, hunched shoulders, small tits, and large dumper.  What more could a guy ask for?

Clothing – F

What the fuck were you thinking?  Is that straight out of the Beetlejuice streetwalker collection? Must have a healthy self-image to stick it all out like that.

Overall Look – D

Recommendation: either step outside in the sun once in a while or cover that shit up

Lily Allen

Lily Allen looking like a pile of shit leaving BBC Radio 1 Studios in London…

Face – D-

Horrible make-up (or lack thereof), possible herpes or acne on lower right cheek (difficult to see), and hair that looks like it was just smashed into a headboard for 10 hours straight from a guy banging her in the ass.

Body – D

Can’t tell anything with that horrible outfit on.  Being a bit pudgy to begin with but trying to cover it up with an ugly grayish black jack doesn’t help.  At least she’s not morbidly obese.

Clothing – F

Matching your headband to your shirt just results in two similarly ugly pieces of clothing on your body.  Next she’ll want to match her underwear to it as well and then the world will end.

Overall Look – D-

Recommendation: brighter colors, better make-up, and show some damn skin.  not the greatest looking girl but has a cute face and good personality.  should work to show them both off more.