Posts Tagged ‘Lisa Maffia’

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Face & Hair – D+

Her mother must have squeezed her vagina really tight when pushing old Lisa out.  Fucked up her face in all kinds of ways.  You already see the eyes, but her teeth are bucky, too.  Big nose and pointy chin.  Checks are actually nice but the hair is horrible.  I’ve never seen a forehead combover on a girl before.

Body – C

Hips and thighs are lumpy and fat.  Slight belly but has great tits.

Clothing – B

Ugly sparkling shit on her shoulders, but otherwise its a sexy dress.  Accentuates her fat nicely.  Looks like their is an outline of big underwear underneath.  Not cool.

Overall Look – C

Recommendation: wear sunglasses, don’t smile, and eat less carbs