Posts Tagged ‘Miranda Kerr’

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Face & Hair – A-

She gets an A- because she has a bit of a bobble head, but those super cute cheeks and smile carry her far.  The hair is sexy but don’t like it parted in the middle like that.

Body – A+

Can’t fault God on this one.  Honestly, I’ve got nothing.  Fantastic!

Clothing – A+

The only problem is that I would have voted for less fabric.  Otherwise, I love the top and the skirt reminds me of a cheerleader.  Hopefully it’s the cheerleader who would give blowjobs under the bleachers after practice.

Overall Look – A

Recommendation: please stop fucking attractive, rich guys like Orlando Bloom and just accept your average future with me

Miranda Kerr

Hello Miranda!

Face – B

Although cute, Miranda loses points for the larger than average forehead, chipmunk cheeks, and a bit of a cunty stare peering out from behind those eyes.  Would still do her without a bag on her head.

Body – A

The only reason she doesn’t get an A+ is that her boobs look to be disproportionately small compared to the rest of her body.  Could be the angle or she could need some new funbags.  Perfect ass and sexy upper thighs.

Clothing – B+

Has a sexy feel to it but the color is something my grandmother might have worn in the 30s.  The amount of the crisscrossing ties dstracts from her hot natural curves.  The shortness makes up for it all.

Overall Look – A

Recommendation: Get on a plane and get your fine ass over to my place ASAP.  And remember to bring the new implants you’re going to get with you, too.