Posts Tagged ‘Taylor Swift’

Taylor Swift

Why all the hype over this chick?

Face – C

Alarmingly mediocre.  Is she half Chinese?  She has skinny eyes, her face is too round, and her nose is flat with disgustingly shaped nostrils.  Too harsh?

Clothing – E

When did Stevie Nicks come out with a clothing line?

Body – n/a

Can’t see anything but shit hair and ugly red/orange fingernails.  Alright, she has an acceptable neck.

Overall Look – D

Recommendation: pay your electric bill so your curling iron isn’t shut off halfway through doing your hair, peek your face out in the sun once in a while,