Posts Tagged ‘Vail Bloom’

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Face & Hair – C-

The Sheryl Crow mouth with the thin lips and teeth are a huge turn off.  I hate thin lips.  Her ears stick out and her left eye is crossed.  Chin is too strong and her hair is lacking any effort whatsoever.

Body – B

Probably not too bad but the jacket covers it all up.  Bottom half looks alright but the top half needs two thing to be inflated about two sizes.

Clothing – D-

No one wants to have to stare at ugly glasses.  Would rather stare at your ugly face instead.  Jacket is a huge failure and that pearl necklace or whatever it is should be given back to your grandmother.  I like the shoes fro some reason, though.

Overall Look – C

Recommendation: stop hanging out with the lesbians and find a gay guy to give you tips on how to dress more like a woman